-sprawls herself out on the floor- wHY IS THE DASH SO DAMN SLOW.

BTS' practice for SBS Gayo Daejun: Intro

Okay Himchan

hyunseung-jjang:

After another long day of trailing around Apgujeong and Gangnam-gu, Hyunseung collapsed into his seat with a sigh, holding the warm paper cup that held his favourite coffee as he fished his laptop out of his bag and fiddled with the power button. It wasn’t as if he wasn’t getting somewhere, but he wasn’t getting anywhere fast.
He glanced at the screen, bringing up the e-mail server, refreshing impatiently, but all the while the count beside his inbox stayed at (0).
Tired, he sighed, taking a sip of the warm coffee, before opening a new message and proceeding to type:

My name is Hyunseung. I’m 23, and I live in Seoul.
Now you know me, right?

I used to work as a host. In a really seedy part of town, but I gave that up not long ago. Now I’m aspiring to make a passion into a career - and this is where you come in. I’m in need of a dance tutor. And a good one, at that. Dancing is something I’ve become incredibly passionate about, and I’d like to take it a step further; but it’s not possible without a helping hand. I’ll admit, I’m not loaded with cash - but I have plenty saved for this purpose, so I’m willing to pay generously for the help and effort that’ll be required to get me up to idol standards.

Not only that, but I’m also looking for friends. I’m lonely, with only my girlfriend and a few close companions to talk to. (Not that they’re not wonderful, but a guy needs to talk to other guys sometimes, right?)

So if you’re interested in becoming either of the above, please get in touch - my contact details are below; and even if you’re not, and you’re glancing over this as more spam that’s made it’s way into your inbox, at least please forward this. It’d be really helpful, and I’d appreciate it.

Maybe I’ll even thank you when I’m famous.
 AU | Friends/Dance Tutor Wanted 
Literate | Para/Script 
Reblog/Follow
ubmin-eli:

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put u and i together. 
i’m eli
i’m a derp
i like sitting in bathrooms just to rap
i like red bull gimme some nae
my species is pigeon
illiterate / literate; para; 18+ [mostly of aj and i fucking shhh]
reblog or follow k bye

ubmin-eli:

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put u and i together. 

  • i’m eli
  • i’m a derp
  • i like sitting in bathrooms just to rap
  • i like red bull gimme some nae
  • my species is pigeon
  • illiterate / literate; para; 18+ [mostly of aj and i fucking shhh]
  • reblog or follow k bye

Heya, I’m Taehyung and this is another one of these things because I only have a couple of friends and I’d love to meet more people.. let’s get straight to it, huh?
I’m a major cutie
And so are you
{attempts to wink}
I’ll share my food with you if you’d like
Also, I’m super awkward
And not in the cute-awkward-michael cera kind of way. The “ohgodhowdoisocial” kind of way
But it’s all good because what I lack in coolness I make up for in compliments and bad puns
You’re the bees knees
H O V E R

Heya, I’m Taehyung and this is another one of these things because I only have a couple of friends and I’d love to meet more people.. let’s get straight to it, huh?

  • I’m a major cutie
  • And so are you
  • {attempts to wink}
  • I’ll share my food with you if you’d like
  • Also, I’m super awkward
  • And not in the cute-awkward-michael cera kind of way. The “ohgodhowdoisocial” kind of way
  • But it’s all good because what I lack in coolness I make up for in compliments and bad puns
  • You’re the bees knees
H O V E R

-tumbles in, landing on her cheek and laying on the floor- owwww…..

a little youngjae appreciation 。◕‿◕。